January 2012
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for everyone texting me asking why I'm not at your...
I keep masturbating, then thinking
WHAT IF I DON’T GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO MASTURBATE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
and then masturbating again.
So the reason I’m not socializing with you is…
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126wait:
@sebhar: My penis most certainly does NOT go into a White Russian …Unless you want to introduce me to a comrade of yours
Well when my ancestors left Poland part of Poland belonged to Russia… so…
REBLOG IF IT IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE FOR YOUR...
The funny thing about this, to me, is the name of my submission page.
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sometimes my self-obsession is a discursive tool...
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“The revolutionary spirit of the 60s got commercialized, packaged and sold to us...”
– Jello Biafra (via atomicsocialist)
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lockheedelektra replied to your photo: Last nude photo I’m gonna post in 2011.
lovely smile! :D
Haha, I’m glad you think so. I was like LOOK AT THAT DORKY-ASS GRIN
Also Maddie, do you think I should go classy or slutty for New Year’s Eve?
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December 2011
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realemotionx started following you
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missedtheopportunity asked: WHAT AM I DOING
missedtheopportunity asked: HIS ADVICE TO ME IS USUALLY "DON'T BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL" OR "DEEP BREATHS" OR "DON'T DO THAT WITH A CAT" OR "PLAY POLKA MUSIC AT THEM"
missedtheopportunity asked: Well, I don't want you making out with my mom anyway, so that's good.
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Ask me these? →
1.Sexuality 2.Insecurities 3.Best memory 4.Worst memory 5.Last person you kissed 6.Why? 7.Last thing you fantasized about 8.Greatest fears. 9.How did you change over the last 3 years? 10.What do you want more than anything? 11.Bad habit 12.Crush 13.Virgin? 14.Biggest regrets 15.Wildest thing you’ve ever done 16.Hottest teacher at your school 17.Where do you see yourself in 5+ years...
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